Sunday, July 01, 2007

Idea for You

It’s time for another idea for you. Please get fabulously rich with the following: A Spam Rock Opera. Here, to get you started, is an example sung to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen...

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your e-mail
Look in your Junk folder and see-
He was just a poor boy, from Nigeria-
He was easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, send your account number to me,
To me

My client was killed by a man
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled a trigger, now he’s dead,
My client’s life had just begun,
But now he’s gone and has no family-
Except yooou,
Didn’t mean to make you cry-
If you don’t collect by this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, his time has come,
He just never could really win-
And now you’re his only next of kin,
Goodbye to the money, the account will close-
Gotta transfer it to you by tomorrow-
Paid to yooou- (any way the wind blows)
I don’t want to lie,
For years I didn’t think I’d track you down at all-

I see a stylish replica of a watch,
Faster recoil, faster recoil can you use the vibration ring-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening pills-
Viagra cialis! Viagra cialis!
Viagra cialis! Viagra cialis!
Discount pharmacy-your loan has been approved-
He was just a poor boy who made it big with spam-
He was just a poor boy from a poor family, man-
Spare him his hard work from going to waste-
Easy come easy go-,will you let it go-
Libido! no-,we will not let it go-let it go-
Libido! we will not let it go-let it go
Libido! we will not let it go-let it go
Will not let it go-let it go
Will not let it go let it go
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia don’t let it go-
He as an account put aside with low fees, low fees, low feees-

So you think you can call me before it’s confiscated-
So you think you can call me poverty’s over-rated-
Oh baby-don’t miss out on this baby-
Just gotta get it out-just gotta get it right outta here-

Nothing else really matters,
Anyone can see,
Your credit score doesn’t matter -nothing really matters to me,



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